"Okay, I know you're not a psych major, so you're not gonna really process what I'm telling you right now, but what you just said is literally pathological." 
 
Nothing says Chad quite like a bright pink polo shirt and khaki shorts and here that is in bright slimy snail glory. 
 
You can get Chad as an approximately 3" sticker or a 5X7" print. 
 
Please note that the gray watermark is not present on the sticker or the print.